If your friend was an airline
- Sharingtime: Yo dude, where you been?
- Friend: What's your problem? You asked me to pick you up and I'm only four hours late.
- Sharingtime: ONLY?
- Friend: I'm sorry, bro. My car had some engine troubles.
- Sharingtime: Oh, i see. It must've taken you a while to get the car to the shop.
- Friend: What?! Not at all. There were like 30 mechanics right there the whole time.
- Sharingtime: Wow. And it still took four hours. And don't you have a billion cars in your garage anyhow?
- Friend: Well, yeah.
- Sharingtime: Why couldn't we have left on one of those?
- Friend: Because I wanted you to go on the broken one.
- Sharingtime: The broken one that took you four hours to fix.
- Friend: Yep.
- Sharingtime: You're a horrible friend.
- Friend: Here, take some Taro blue chips. That'll make you feel better.
