a total mess: Archive

You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron....

sarah-is-sleepwalking: justalittlethinspiration: emptyboness: (via greendaykitty13) Thank you.

Nov 28th

Jan 22nd

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I finally have my Motorola CLIQ after a month pf pining and drool over it, and I’m loving every moment of it.

Dec 3rd

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What are you favorite places in New Orleans?

Where are they and why do you like them? It can be anything, a store a spot in a park or on a levee or club. Just your favorite public area.

Oct 14th

I went to the Midnight Showing! Did you?

Jul 16th

I Love 빅뱅 like I Love hot sauce on everything. lol

Jun 22nd

Happy Mother's Day!

Today is the day to appreciate your mother! Keep in mind that she could have aborted you and you wouldn’t be alive to thank her for not killing you =D I know I’m glad my mom didn’t abort me! There for sing their graces or in my case sing horribly to her later tonight over the phone and hope she doesn’t hang up on me. lol! *sigh* I Love my Mommy!! and I Love my...

May 10th

May 5th

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Apr 22nd

I constantly lie to my friends about college...

(via yoursecrets) Truth, I tell you!!

Apr 22nd

Apr 19th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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#437

achoiceinthematter: Someone who keeps all my cheesy art projects that I made for them just because I took the time and effort.

Apr 14th

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Get a First Life: A One Page Satire of Second Life →

If you play Second Life, you may or may not (if you have no sense of humor) think that this is pretty darn hilarious! Especially the two kids in the front. Look at those mean mugs!

Apr 9th

Apr 8th

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Just got my large package from my mommy! yay!! I love my mommy!

Apr 2nd

Bad Cart Driving

I went grocery shopping the other day, where I consciously purchased all the packs of chicken breasts that were left and leaving many other customers a bit pissed, but whatever. On my long walk back, lugging my full student cart basket thing behind me, I tried to pass these two older Greek men (I live in Greek Town) and accidentally ran over one of their feet almost taking his ankle off! I was so...

Mar 29th

Mar 25th

I Love My Mommy

Me: Hi Mommy!
Mom: Hey let me call you back, gotta swallow this sandwich.
Me: Eh..?!
Mom: Shut up, I'm hungry!
Me: Haha! Okay!

Mar 25th

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So I’m thinking about doing fanfiction again, because I’m feeling at a loss for writing. I haven’t written in a while; I mean, I’ve been hacking at my novel every now and again, but… I just feel so lonely. Lol, okay, so that sounds lame as hell, but if you write and have written fanfiction, you know what I mean by lonely. Especially when it comes to fanfiction and...

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

Do It, Damnit

So imagine my surprise. No really. Just Imagine Me. Imagine me surprised. And Imagine what the hell I’m supposed to be surprised about, because at the moment, I have no idea.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

If your friend was an airline

Sharingtime: Yo dude, where you been?
Friend: What's your problem? You asked me to pick you up and I'm only four hours late.
Sharingtime: ONLY?
Friend: I'm sorry, bro. My car had some engine troubles.
Sharingtime: Oh, i see. It must've taken you a while to get the car to the shop.
Friend: What?! Not at all. There were like 30 mechanics right there the whole time.
Sharingtime: Wow. And it still took four hours. And don't you have a billion cars in your garage anyhow?
Friend: Well, yeah. 
Sharingtime: Why couldn't we have left on one of those?
Friend: Because I wanted you to go on the broken one. 
Sharingtime: The broken one that took you four hours to fix.
Friend: Yep.
Sharingtime: You're a horrible friend.
Friend: Here, take some Taro blue chips. That'll make you feel better.

Mar 21st

PETA Hopes To Sell George Clooney-Flavored Tofu →

saramcpherson: In the interest of accuracy, I should mention that CloFu is actually flavored with George’s sweat. Um. PETA is NASTY :/

Mar 17th

Mickey Mouse On Speed For the Duration Of This...

Between the Mickey Mouse on speed voice or the silently staring weirdo to sit next to for an entire day on a bus, I think I’d have to settle with Mickey. Now, this one is a very hard choice for me. Simply because, I hate to talk most of the time, and the only thing that could piss me off more than a person’s annoying and most likely persistent voice, is a person looking/staring at...

Mar 17th

Higher Learning →

Full Length Movie You should watch this if you haven’t watched it before. And call me crazy, BUT not only was Omar Epps gorgeous as ever, but the dude that plays the leader of the Neo-Nazis is hot as FCUK!!! Lovely! Now watch it. :D

Mar 15th

Watch

The battle of Comedy Central’s Daily Show history has taken place. It aired Thurday, March 12, 2009; so if you didn’t watch Jim Cramer get OWNED by Jon Stewart, here’s your chance. Enjoy.

Mar 15th

Mar 14th

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Mar 13th

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If You Seek Amy →

The music video of the controvesial song “If You Seek Amy” by Britney Spears premiered (March 12, 2009 in the morning) on the Virgin Mobile website . Watch it, Love it, and Share it.

Mar 12th

ShamSlapChopWowzers!

You already know what I’m talking about. Crazy-awesome dude on Ritalin. Okay, so I’ve been tempted to buy two things from an infomercial! ShamWow and SlapChop! I mean come on! Have you ever seen his commercials? Incredibly addictive I’ll tell ya! Vince Offer is the guy’s name and whenever I see or even hear his commercial come on, I’m so there. Like in the zone,...

Mar 12th

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“I really should be writing!”

– me

Mar 12th

Mar 11th

Unless there is spontaneous leg-growth...

The bear will win and the shark will suffer ultimate humiliation! Jaws will be put to SHAME! Okay, so if a bear and a shark get in a fight, I’d say the bear is going to win. Lets forget about the fact that bears grab and DEMOLISH fish everyday and what is a shark, but an over-sized fish with killer teeth; but besides that, lol, the bear can come into the water and swim a while, sink those...

Mar 11th

Watch

This has had me coming back to watch it over and over and OVER and OVER again!

Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

My back wants to sue me

Okay, today has been a pretty uneventful day. I woke up, grabbed my laptop, jumped in the shower, washed my hair, and played in my makeup. All while chatting it up with my Lovemuffin Tyrone and others. Thus, the standing. Computer siting on countertop playing music from Last.fm, which means contant skipping of this song and that, and changing the radio statio from this to that, Love this track,...

Mar 10th

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Mar 9th

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Mar 9th

If my pockets vomited...

Mailbox key Pretty self explainatory really. I need it to open my mailbox which is usually empty save for bills for the last resident! WTH?! Change of Address woman! Bedroom key Whenever I leave the building I lock my bedroom. You can never be sure if maintenance will have to come in while you’re away, so lock your stuff up! lol! Apt. key card If I don’t bring it,...

Mar 9th